Steve's Dating Simulator

This is my fist visual novel and it's primarily a dark-comedy. Brief nudity appears only during certain endings.

Steve is 43, painfully single, deeply inappropriate, and emotionally supported by a dead squirrel named Mr. Nuts.

After years of loneliness, taxidermy, terrible advice from his unhinged trucker friend Chuck, and absolutely no success with women, Steve finally downloads a dating app.

What follows is a filthy, surreal, dark-comedy visual novel about bad dates, worse decisions, emotional damage, dead animals, awkward honesty, and the desperate search for somebody willing to tolerate Steve for longer than five minutes.

Meet four very different women:

Megan — loud, vulgar, fearless, and possibly more unstable than Steve.

Lisa — a sarcastic goth with a sharp tongue and hidden emotional depth.

Emily — blunt, adventurous, and suspiciously comfortable around aquatic life.

Sayuri — a talented art student who is polite until Steve gives her a reason not to be.

Your choices affect how each date unfolds, how the women see Steve, and whether he finds love, ruins everything, or retreats into the comforting embrace of professional taxidermy.

Featuring:

• Four romance routes
• Multiple endings
• Dark, crude, and absurd humor
• Meaningful choices and relationship points
• A custom soundtrack
• A preserved squirrel with questionable emotional authority
• More discussion of bodily fluids than any responsible developer would recommend

Can Steve finally find love?

Probably not.

But you get to watch him try.

Content warning: Contains strong language, sexual dialogue, nudity, dark humor, crude jokes, and mature themes. All characters are adults.

AI disclosure: AI-assisted tools were used for portions of the visual artwork. The game was extensively directed, written, edited, customized, assembled, scored, and tested by the developer. Feel free to report any bugs.